Horoscope for the week of 27 February, 2022

Three planets battle for domination of the stars.  Aquarian Saturn takes on the Piscean cabal of Jupiter and Neptune.  The cabal sabotages each other.

Aries:  Your desires are within arms reach, Aries, but this week you will approached by supernatural forces with a challenge for your top end abilities which you will find supernaturally attractive.   

Taurus:  You will discover at least two new commands for that space alien device you found.   If you want to make money, make money!

Gemini:  A demonstration of perfect penmanship will go farther than you realize to get the job done and impress some serious people.  

Cancer: The week starts with some terrifying news, but tommorow it gets better: Space Aliens cross your path.  Wednesday, avoid the sea battles; but they are fun to watch! Saturday it is bunker party time with lusty people!

Leo: This week, you realize that it is not 'These rights shall not be infringed', but 'These rights should not be infringed'.  You will understand that messing with the true, natural rights of man just activates irresistable forces and manifests immovable objects.  

Virgo:  Using crashed UFO technology is fun!  Sharing your insights into Russian Secret weapons will just confuse people; maybe get them disintegrated.  Secret weapons are just that, secret.  They are beautiful, truly.  

Libra: People will come to realize that you are not just another pretty face.  The War God likes your style, and will listen to your suggestions, which is saying quite a lot.    

Scorpio:  A well placed land mine can be a game changer, even as you prove invincible at games of chance.   Organized crime figures become vengeful after seeing leaked social media of cops bragging about framing them.  

Sagittarius:  You can achieve an enlightened state of consciousness on Thursday.  Give it a try!  

Capricorn:  You are developing supernatural powers which have refreshing practical applications.  Gun running is fun, profitable, and will keep you in tip top shape!

Aquarius:  The War God is calling: do you want to come out and play?  And there you are, surrounded by all your new toys from Christmas.  Only you can decide to go; to put on your boots and coat.  

Pisces:  Your insights in large sea battles takes a personal twist when you realize the effects of past life karma on participants.  Things pick up Wednesday when your life raft is picked up by someone you know from a past life.