Victory Coffee

 

You should wake up right now.  Don't look at the news.  Have a Victory Coffee first.  The time for the Final Struggle is after that.

The Moment of Intersection (22-11-11)

 This Remembrance Day will be your last with a planet not under perpetual rainfall.  Aliens from Outer Space will launch an Invasion; which will be fought off at great cost.  The Next Invasion will be of time travellers, from your own future.  Your grandson, who looks just like you at the same age, wants to replace you.  He is from the future, your future.  He is human, just like you.  He wants to stop the Aliens from Outer Space, and you are just so much food wasted, maybe.  He knows your basement.  He knows your car.  He is coming for you, and he is wearing your clothes.  He can take over your job.  You will be in the basement, or drugged on the sofa.  Maybe your children hate you, and you will be in the freezer.  Meat for the winter.  

Moment of Contemplation (22-11-10)

 Invasion Earth begins now, pickle.  That is how I convince people with dementia to do my bidding.  They are to sit and eat.  They are grumpy because this morning I changed their socks.  Obey me.