Victory Coffee - April 30, 2020

Are you happy today, Happy Worker?  Too much booze, smoking, and bad, bad women?  You need your Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee - April 29, 2020

This is for my Mitchieville pal, Reg.  In memory of his famous Chicken Caligula which not only resolved his relationship challenges, but provided so much entertainment for the acolytes of Set, the Snake God on that wonderful summer evening.  (Reg was also my inspiration for the Victory Coffee meme).  Happy Workers, pour that Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - April 28, 2020

Hearing those voices in my head.  You mean the committee?  Time for a little cosplay, time to go on a spree.  Drink your Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - April 27, 2020

Wake up, sober up from your lock down drunk.  Victory Coffee!  Clean the place up, the butts, the bottles, and the legacy of the forgotten guest.

Victory Coffee - April 26, 2020

Headache  much?  This virus lockdown is turning into a bender.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - April 25, 2020

Up at noon, and hit the bottle by the coffee pot.  Splash some something in the cup … social distant Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee - April 24, 2020

Most of us have quit smoking at home.  Under lockdown.  I miss the timber and range you get from smoke stained vocal cords.  Drink your Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee - April 23, 2020

Gosh darn, the stay at home beer sounds good around now.  Beer for Breakfast!  Victory Coffee … today, at noon!

Victory Coffee - April 22, 2020

Yes, your upwind neighbor is getting food parcels delivered by some guy in a mask and gloves.  Might neighbourly, y'ask me.  He lets his yappy poodles out and you better not let them lick your face.  Get inside and drink your Victory Coffee.  You need your health to pay your taxes.

Victory Coffee - April 21, 2020

As the media will be non-stop mass killing today about that low down dog who fits the narrative of straight, white male, here is a low down dog sort of song.  No mention here of never gay issues like cop drag, nor cop car fetishism, so you can feel white guilty in your safe space.

Drink your Victory Coffee, happy worker.  The deficit is growing and your confiscated income will be needed to pay off blackfaced politicians vacation renovations.

Call 1- 800 U SNITCH

Kids, how would you like to earn an extra half hour of sunlight today and even get to play at the Mitchieville Wellness Park?

Fun? Wowzers!

How, you ask? Simple, if you have two ears, a mouth, and a phone, you're nearly there!

Victory Coffee - April 17, 2020

Good morning Victory Coffee, happy workers!

You should be thankful to, uh, Mother Nature, for the gift of plague, because, well, if our ability challenged media and elites clued into the fact bio warfare exists, existed, well, their little world view would be challenged.  Drink your Victory Coffee and enjoy the decline!