2) You can use your mask to mop up the mucus oozing out of your diseased nose. Since nobody is dying of any disease except Covid Badbug, whatever plague you have is forbidden to mention. Your galloping tuberculosis is just fake news.
3) You can now get in on the hate crimes grift. Since nobody can see your face, you can lie all you want and get some of that Jessie Smollett action. Just pick someone with assets and denounce them to your cell phone set to selfie. In the five minutes it takes for Twit to lynch a never N-person, you can be on the grift gravy train!
4) You can master ventriloquism. Those big box stores can get pretty crowded now that they are the only place to buy stuff, so you can take advantage of the hog by jowl atmosphere by saying all the things you are not allowed to say in a society without freedom of speech! Finally, you can use the N-word, fat shame a woke sow, or boast about the nail bomb in someone else's bag.
5) Get rich quick collecting the many discarded masks that are strewn about everywhere. They are only medical waste when the moon is full, so why not gather a bunch and sort of wash them at home. You can virtue signal when you sell them 'to support' whatever parasite movement gets you the most money.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
Canadian debt makes us all rich ... thanks Mayor!
